Sept. 25, 2019 - How to get to Ecuador in 5 easy steps

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Step 1: Take a selfie with Elizabeth Warren at Logan Airport

  • Note: Whelp… that was cool

Step 2: Smack my head on a bus ceiling at Laguardia Airport

  • Note: LaGuardia sucks. Why did I have to take a bus 50 feet?

Step 3: Sprint unnecessarily to my connection at Miami Airport

  • Note: if you have more than 10 gates to walk, just take the skytrain

Step 4: Toss and turn on the floor of Quito Airport

  • Note: Surprisingly not terrible

Step 5: Arrive in Manta, Ecuador

  • Note: Oh god I'm so tired

Quite the auspicious start to the trip!

Quite the auspicious start to the trip!

Prop plane or it didn’t happen

Prop plane or it didn’t happen